I am going to create a list of all the things I have ever said to a women, that got me ignored. This is an attempt to let younger men and women learn from my experience. This is not a list of failed pick up lines.
I am not that cool.
I am not a Playboy... I do not have the smooth moves or the right wardrobe.
This is simply a list of dumb ass things I have said to women, in an attempt to be amusing so they might talk to me longer then 2 minutes.
Some of these lines might be out of context, so do not be to harsh with me.
Thanks, please comment on the lines you think you might hate the most.
