Because we'd rather be JEDI, keeping the UNIVERSAL BALANCE.
OHAND you taste good. Like chocolate, coffee and blood.
But if you befriend us, WE will allow you a momentary
Glimpse into our PALACE! Where we act snobbity.
Then you'll come over to our houses for some
Junk food and porn. And coffee. And yaoi.
And television. And ssssecks And music.
And popcorn. And memories. And fail.
And movies. Actually, we'll go to the
Movie Theater for a movie. Like Batman,
Which I hear was awesomeness and absolute
Win. Or we'll hijack a golf cart, which I've been
Meaning to do. And maybe drive it into a tree.
You'll also be joining in on Spin the Bottle, Kill
Niel, I Never, pole dancing, stripping, being
Made of fail, choosing who you would do,
Choosing who you would leave behind
During a zombie/alien/demon/holy
Invasion, and who you would
Take with you. You would
Be enjoying foodfail
And lotsa yummy
Turkey food.
Then we'll
eat you.
yumm.
☺♥
WE ARE
Animal Jedi
Animal Demons
Random Talking Animals
Homicidal Animals
Animals Able To Rip, Tear, and Gnash Your Every Belief
Lifelonglifestyle RipTearGnashing Animals
Moles (because some of us might be large, dark, and hairy.)
__Friends
KTHNXBAI.
