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Herd Profile: The Elven Gentry
Evening, I am The Hare, and this is my herd for lady and gentleman elf-folk. You are Ruled Greatly and Justly by the person I call "myself" i.e The Hare-King of the Elven Gentry. You may question my general awesomeness only at certain phases of the Moon. Our Headquarters is strategically positioned on the moon. From time to time orders will be delivered to the members of this herd via Satellite. Together we represent a new world order where elves, hares and possibly even rabbits will run free and possibly naked. Alphabetical order will be the first to go, followed by numerical. Bullet points, however, will remain a useful tool for powerpoint presentations, of which - in preparation for our revolution - there will be many. The Elven Gentry are Beautiful, and their virtues are thus: *Politeness *Magic *Peacefulness *Sexiness *Awesomeness *Intelligence and/or wisdom and/or someone who can "do numbers" (I cannot) *Deliciousness *Bohemianism *Charisma *Debauchery/A Taste for Shenaniganery/Roguery *Reverence. *Modesty *Giftedness *Thumbs The Facebook Gentry: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=28828350110 http://peterandthehare.wordpress.com |
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