Ever feel that you go to work just to support your ungrateful feline owner. Does your feline owner tell everyone who will listen heartbreaking stories about how they are never fed or given enough loving? And why is it that one's bladder is a favorite spot to knead. Ever wonder how this furry creature wormed their way into your heart and took over? Do you keep pictures of your feline in your wallet? Do you find your self chuckling when you see the t-shirts that say, "In ancient Egypt cats were were worshiped as Gods and cats have never forgotten this." If you are a human owned by or previously owned by a feline or even considering allowing a feline to own you, this may be the herd for you.