"LABAN"
We're a fun loving cul... erm Herd and we accept any people so long as you're completely and wholly dedicated to He that is your lord and saviour, Laban. "LABAN" *Chant*
Yeah so basically we're looking for some adventurous, average, good-looking outgoing people who enjoy nature and appreciate the fine arts who are willing to become an active part of our anual "Transcendence".
The staple diet of the typical Laban follower consists of a packet of mix M&Ms. Remember how can the packet be open if you have not opened it?
Yee-Ha! Playing skills are a must! Cactus...
Seacrest out