You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk. You ever cut your grass and found a car. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold. |
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