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Herd Profile: Certified Donkey Rangers
There's a serious problem in the poker world today. The number of donkey sitings at the table has increased significantly. The problem started to manifest when one finally beat a WSOP champ by going "All In". Now they're all doing it... ALL THE TIME! World domination? Who knows. Something must be done before it's too late... Here's your opportuinity of a lifetime! Jump at the chance at becoming an official certified Donkey Ranger. All are welcome, but few will apply... out of sheer terror of the requirements, responsibility & danger (yes DANGER!) of up holding our laws. Those laws are as follows: 1- A Donkey Ranger's responsibility is to keep the donks in line. 2- You have a weapon. It's called your brain. Use it. 3- Donkeys aren't our friends; they're food. Chew 'em up! 4- You must have a sense of humor. Your inability to think fast will make YOU the donkey instead. 5- Knowledge of the poker laws is manditory. 6- Increase thy skills; fine tune your Donkey Powers. 7- Donkey Powers are not to be used for celebrity endorsements. This means you Matusow! 8- Become one with your Donkey Senses. 9- Donkeys are a conniving bunch. Keep your eyes & ears open at all times. 10- Going all in doesn't make you a donk; you're just giving their chips a better home. :] 11- You don't have to win every game; just try to. 12- Stand tall and be proud to called a Donkey Ranger! Welcome to the force, Donkey Ranger! Go, Go Donkey Rangers... (sorry still working on a theme song)
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