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Herd Profile: HPA
Human Pets Anonymous...For all those HPers addicted to this SubFacebook community obviously better than facebook itself ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 1: Honesty After many years of denial, recovery can begin with one simple admission of being powerless over Human Pets-- for HPers and their friends and family. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 2: Faith It seems to be a spiritual truth, that before a higher power can begin to operate, you must first believe that it can. All hail Patrick Shyu. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 3: Surrender A lifetime of self-will run riot can come to a screeching halt, and change forever, by making a simple decision to turn it all over to a Higher Power (HP), The Dao of SHYU. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 4: Soul Searching There is a saying in the 12-step programs that recovery is a process, not an event. The same can be said for this step -- more will surely be revealed as you begin buying pets and finding which ones suit you as a master, and which ones you will put FOR SALE signs on. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 5: Integrity Probably the most difficult of all the steps to face, Step 5 is also the one that provides the greatest opportunity for growth. Admittance to SHYU, ourselves and others the exact extent of our addiction. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 6: Acceptance The key to Step 6 is acceptance -- Accepting you might not have enough points to buy back your favorite pet, buying the ass that bought them, raising their price and naming them Shitbag.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 7: Humility The spiritual focus of Step 7 is humility, asking a Higher Power to do something that cannot be done by self-will or mere determination. This can be achieved through auctioning or merely starting buying wars. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 8: Willingness Making a list of those harmed before coming into recovery may sound simple. Becoming willing to actually make those amends is the difficult part. So please, start with that poor pet you had at 32,000 whom you sold to the store, and apologize. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 9: Forgiveness Making amends may seem like a bitter pill to swallow, but for those serious about recovery it can be great medicine for the spirit and soul. So start by forgiving the owner who sold YOU to the store, and the new crappy one that bought you for 50 points. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 10: Maintenance Nobody likes to admit to being wrong. But it is absolutely necessary to maintain spiritual progress in recovery. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 11: Making Contact The purpose of Step 11 is to discover the plan SHYU has for your life as a pet, be it being passed around or never being bought. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 12: Service For those in recovery programs, practicing Step 12 is simply how it works.So spread the word to those in need, HPA is here to help you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Step 13: THE FINAL STEP Realizing and embracing your newfound spirituality and the beauty of being an HP addict…NOW GET THUMBING! *** RULES: ABSOLUTELY NO SPAMMING...NO X-RATED CONVOS, I WILL BANN YOU FOR THIS |
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