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Comfortably numb
" Is wanting..."
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Mikey B, 63/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 6:54 PM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 3 months, 28 days ago |
| Location: | Ottawa Canada
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| "I am Legend, just ask me!" |
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About me:
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
Couldn't do anything really so I joined Revenue Canada!!!!
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About you:
Yes, I'd like to meet someone.
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| Looking for: | Friendship and dating |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds: | ~~CANADIAN HERD~~ |
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Adventurous
Swellen
"Just swell"
50 pts
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Mikey's tales
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WooHoo! Now been a non-smoker for: 0 years, 71 days, 8 hours & 6 minutes. Saved over $752.39, avoided smoking over 2210 cigarettes and extended my life by over 10.74 days.
Mikey B " Is wanting..." Comfortably numb
- 12 years, 3 months, 22 days ago
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WooHoo! Now been a non-smoker for: 0years, 62 days, 8 hours & 12 minutes. Saved over $657.71, avoided smoking over 1932 cigarettes and extended my life by over 9.39 days.
Mikey B " Is wanting..." Comfortably numb
- 12 years, 4 months, 1 day ago
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If you had me alone... locked up in your room for 24 hours and we could do whatever you wanted, what would you do with me? Tell me in my inbox, because it's a secret, then repost this in your tale or comment. You might be surprised with the responses you get! Ladies only please :-)
Mikey B " Is wanting..." Comfortably numb
- 12 years, 7 months, 2 days ago
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This is a transcript of a radio conversation between a US Naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland. CANADIAN: Ship, this is Canadian Coastal Watch zero-zero-niner, please divert your course 15 degrees South to avoid collision. US SHIP: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. CANADIAN REPLY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. US SHIP: This is the Captain of the US Navy Ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. CANADIAN REPLY: No, I say again, divert YOUR course! US SHIP: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW OR WE WILL TAKE APPROPRIATE AND DRASTIC MEASURES!!!! CANADIAN REPLY: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Mikey B " Is wanting..." Comfortably numb
- 16 years, 3 months, 4 days ago
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Keep you coworkers and clients up to date when you are out of the office with these sure fire out of office replies! 1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
Mikey B " Is wanting..." Comfortably numb
- 16 years, 3 months, 5 days ago
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Mikey's Needful Things
You need all of these items to impress your guy or gal!
Most recent customers:
Bitch please
Rain
"DlitefulSpiteful"
2000000 pts
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Serene
Jan
"Caireen"
271726 pts
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Trusting
Erika
"So very missed "
157500 pts
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Ian
"Good Sir Ianles"
400000 pts
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