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Frisky
James
James
"Destroyer "



Name:
James , 30/Male
Last login: 9 hours, 5 minutes ago
Local time:12:00 PM
Join date:6 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
Location: Sparta Missouri United States

"You wish you had Swag like me!"
About me:
I am a kickass guy just looking to have some fun :) Vote for me in my herd please!!!!! :)
About you:
Any one who wants to chat it up and have a damn good time!
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Best James on HP Contest
Herds: HP DDO Guild
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Darla Johnson
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James's tales
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James

RainbowGunPEWPEW:I did not ask foryouropinion
RainbowGunPEWPEW:Stop being so compliant
RainbowGunPEWPEW:resist a lil
ExSeekerSamuel:why
ExSeekerSamuel:thats no fun
RainbowGunPEWPEW:its no fun
ExSeekerSamuel:i like being your bitch
RainbowGunPEWPEW:yes it is
RainbowGunPEWPEW:HA
RainbowGunPEWPEW:oh shit
RainbowGunPEWPEW:ha haha

James "Destroyer " Frisky - 6 years, 6 months, 25 days ago
James
Fuck it alll!!!!!!!!!!!!
James "Destroyer " Frisky - 6 years, 8 months, 28 days ago
James
THE ENGINEER SONG

We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers.

We can, we can, we can, we can demolish forty beers.

So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us,

for we don't give a damn for any old man who don't give a damn for us.



Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,

a'showing all the villagers her lovely lily-white hide.

But the most observant villager, an Engineer of course,

was the only one who noticed that Godiva rode a horse.

CHORUS

I've come a long, long way she said and I would go as far

for the man who'd take me off my horse and lead me to the bar.

And the man who took her off her steed and led her to her beer

was a blurry eyed surveyor and a drunken Engineer.



CHORUS



The Engineers of Peter The Great, who was a Russian Czar,

While remodeling the palace, put a throne room in the bar.

He lined the walls with vodka, rum, and 40 kinds of beer, and

Advanced the Russian culture by one hundred and seven years.



CHORUS



We did a piss-poor job on the timber trestle bridge.

We lost the fourth platoon out a'fighting on the ridge.

We zeroed in our rifles with precision and with care,

but when we fired for record Maggie's drawers were in the air.



CHORUS



An Engineer and his lady were spooning in the park.

The Engineer and his lady were spooning in the dark.

His scientific manner was a wonder to behold

for his left hand took the readings while his right hand turned the knobs.



CHORUS



Venus was a lady made of entirely of stone,

There's not a fig leaf on her. She's as naked as a bone.

On seeing her misfortune an Engineer discoursed,

She's a broken hunk of concrete and she should be reinforced.



CHORUS



The Engineers and the Infantry were downing a gallon can.

The Infantry said to the Engineers, "Out-drink us if you can."

The Infantry took three drinks and died, their faces a ghastly green.

But the Engineers kept drinking, it was only gasoline.



CHORUS



My father was a miner on the Upper Malamute.

My mother was a hostess in a house of ill repute.

My brothers all were fairies and my sisters all were queers.

So I told them all to go to hell and I joined the Engineers.

CHORUS



HOOAH
James "Destroyer " Frisky - 6 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
James
So just in case anyone read this and decides not to pursue love because of this truth, I would like to follow this up with: Just cause love is next to impossible to see or know does not mean relationships Should not form. People want to be ...loved and cared for its only human, and if you can find happiness go for it. I was merely pointing out that you will probably never know if your partner is actually in love with you till they are on their death bed. Because that's when truths come out generally... like absolute truths. So just in case anyone read this and decides not to pursue love because of this truth. You should still try to be happy and find that one... and hopefully you both fit together.
James "Destroyer " Frisky - 6 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
James
Whats it like to wake up one day and realize that nothing around you is real.



I can tell you its not a great feeling at all, but you try to find something that is real and solid, Something that no matter what will always be there and always be real. Objects are the the only true things in this world. Because no matter what they will always be the same with no hidden agendas, no plans, no thoughts of revenge. I want to find that someone that is real and is solid. But finding that in another human being is next to impossible. You may think you are in love but in order to be in love, you both need to feel the same about each other or its not love. Not a lil more or a lil less than the other but "equal". Sadly though even if you think you found love in another you will never EVER know whats in there head. They can look you deep into your eyes and make you believe that they are as in love with you as you are with them but in the end you are not inside their mind. They could believe they love you as much or they could possibly be thinking of someone else etc......But THE one secret place that no other person can peer into, THE MOST TOP SECRET VAULT in our world and quite possibly the universe is your "MIND". But understanding what I am writing here will probably give you the same feeling I have..... Love is there but you WILL NEVER know if you have it or not.... so why bother?
James "Destroyer " Frisky - 6 years, 9 months, 18 days ago
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James sells what you Crave.

Stop by and take a Gander, a gander of my wares :D I also sell mini mes so if you cant buy me or I am too happy with my owner you can have a mini me :D

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