HAHAHAHA!!! i gots dem! i gots dem alls! mistwess gaves me a sets a knives to shiv da cwows. i gots all o dem! they paid for taking muh shinys and now i gots em all backs! i'm gunna put theiw head on wittle pikes and put them in fqont of muh lair as a warning to all othu cwows! back off burdies! i gts me sum knives nao tanks to muh mistress! she purrrrrrfect! =^_^=
Ian Ingold "Furry Friend" loving my owner! - 15 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

gah! those damned cwows! they nevah learn! mistwess just gabe me a new shiney ta pway with when those black hearted deymuns twied to takes it!! T_T but i no let em and i scratched at em and bit their feets! they went screaming away buts they got sum of my other shinys! T_T

vengeance will come fo yous cwows! and it's name be Ian.....
Ian Ingold "Furry Friend" loving my owner! - 15 years, 8 months, 24 days ago

i snucked inta da humans house and taked an old razah bwade cuz it was shineh and took it to meh fewwet nest and putsed it wit da rest of meh shineh tings. and pwus.....you can cut a cwows neck pretty easiwy wit it. hehehehehe >=3
Ian Ingold "Furry Friend" loving my owner! - 15 years, 8 months, 27 days ago

so i was out in da garden just rummaging for sumetin ta eat and i found a shiny bead! it was so purty! sos i tooks it and i puts in in muh little ferret bag and just as i twas bout ta close it, a damned cwow came donw to tri ta takes it. i jumped on the cwows neck and i ripped out his thwoat i did! i thwey him in da neighbors yard ta rot. you crows stay away!!
Ian Ingold "Furry Friend" loving my owner! - 15 years, 9 months, 16 days ago