What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.
Another Dude with Glasses "CommanderFred" Naughty - 29 days ago

Hey anonymous friend, stick around longer!

Also:
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse, I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.

I know he means well.
Another Dude with Glasses "CommanderFred" Naughty - 29 days ago

Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys?
Yup. Have you ever seen people eating a monkey before?
Another Dude with Glasses "CommanderFred" Naughty - 1 month, 15 days ago

Okay. I've been alerted that you can still see the profile of the person that you block. Didn't know that. Hey person who is snooping on me but can't say hello? Now you're blocked because if you're going to block me, there's no reaosn you should be looking my way anyways.
Another Dude with Glasses "CommanderFred" Naughty - 2 months, 12 days ago

What's the point of blocking someone, then unblocking them to look at their page, then blocking them again?

I haven't even spoken to said person. So weird.
Another Dude with Glasses "CommanderFred" Naughty - 2 months, 12 days ago