Parody of "Part of Your World" from "The Little Mermaid" starring Richard from the online comic "Looking for Group"
I loves it ^-^

Eric Draven "Raven" Playing w/ My Kitten - 15 years, 5 months, 18 days ago

Which creature of the night are you? Your Result: Demon   Your raging id needs no chemical incentive to break out into a fiery orgy of destruction. When you're not burning, you're brooding. All you need is someone to point the way out for you.
Vampire
Werewolf
Cthulu Spawn
Sorceror
Incubus/Succubus
Ghost
Which creature of the night are you? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Eric Draven "Raven" Playing w/ My Kitten - 15 years, 5 months, 19 days ago

"JESUS CHRIST! Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper 3 nails and says 'can you put me up for the night?'"
-Eric Draven
Eric Draven "Raven" Playing w/ My Kitten - 15 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

"I'm not the vindicator, or the victimiser, or the vaporizer, or the vibrator. I am the Violator!"
"You've been violated girly man. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
-The Violator
Eric Draven "Raven" Playing w/ My Kitten - 15 years, 6 months, 2 days ago

WHAT PETS WRITE IN THEIR DIARIES

Excerpt from a Dog's Diary........

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpt from a Cat's Diary...

Day 983 of my captivity....
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now.
Eric Draven "Raven" Playing w/ My Kitten - 15 years, 6 months, 9 days ago