Im sad that we all go thru life but very few of us will actually live our lives, to my dear friends on HP that make me smile,Val , Jess and the rest of you i am glad that you make me feel joy the way you do.......
Darren Black "My SA Dream" Frisky - 14 years, 9 months ago

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw and
Spots another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but the
noise makes it impossible to hear anything, so he tries sign language.

He points at his eye meaning "I", points at his knee meaning, "need", and
moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.
The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts m@sturbating.
The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and shouts,
"What the f*ck is wrong with you, idiot? I said I needed a handsaw!"
The other guy says, "I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I'm coming."


Darren Black "My SA Dream" Frisky - 15 years, 1 month, 26 days ago

Why .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


Why .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


Why ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


Why ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


Why . .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


EVER WONDER ...


Why the sun lightens our hair,
But darkens our skin ?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why? Good question.


Darren Black "My SA Dream" Frisky - 15 years, 3 months, 1 day ago

Addictive content in my personality is 92%

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Darren Black "My SA Dream" Frisky - 15 years, 4 months, 20 days ago

**A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face*

*was severely burned.The doctor told the husband that they couldn't*

*graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the*

*only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have*

*to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they*

*would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested*

*that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very*

*delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the*

*man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! *

*All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful*

*beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with*

*emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you*

*for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"**
**
**"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I*

*see your mother kiss my ass."*
Darren Black "My SA Dream" Frisky - 15 years, 6 months, 22 days ago