Jon: We need to talk.
HP: What about?
Jon: This just isn't working out.
HP: What isn't?
Jon: Us. You and me. I just can't do this any more.
HP: Why not? We've been so happy together!
Jon: I know, I know. And I'm so sorry. But I've found somebody else.
HP: Oh my god, no. Please don't do this. Who is it? Is it Motorcycle?
Jon: Ummm, yes.
HP: That little bitch! What does she have that I don't??
Jon: Well, Motorcycle makes me feel good and gets me out of the house. Motorcycle has introduced me to some new friends with whom I enjoy hanging out.
HP: I've introduced you to new friends! Please, you can't do this.
Jon: I know I've met new people through you, and I can appreciate that. But it's just not the same. I just feel like we've grown apart.
HP: How long has this been going on?
Jon: About a month now. I've been spending more and more time with Motorcycle and I've decided that she's the one for me.
HP: ...
Jon: I'm sorry.
HP: Motorcycle. I should have seen it coming. How could I have been so blind?
Jon: We can still hang out every once in a while, you know.
HP: Oh, right. Thanks for offering me your leftovers. Yeah, you and I can have great times on rainy days and when you're angry because you're stuck in your office at work! Oooh, can we please??
Jon: OK, look. I've already made up my mind and come to terms with this. I know you need time. So I'll just give you some time to think it over. Give me a call some time, OK?
*doorbell*
Motorcycle: Hey Jon, are you ready to go? Oh, hi HP.
HP: ...
Jon: Yeah, Motorcycle. We just finished here.
Motorcycle: Then let's jet! Later, beeyotch!
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- 16 years, 5 months, 2 days ago