I realize that I hate MOST of my sister's friends. And I know quite a few of them read this shit. I hope they know who they are. I make it pretty clear who I DON'T like.
I'm probably the most INTOLERANT person I know, but I like to keep an open mind.
I'm still the bitchiest person on the face of the planet, ON OR OFF my period.
I'll admit to having anger issues when you admit to wanting to SUCK COCK.
I'll admit to being wrong ONLY when you admit that I'M RIGHT.
I think I know everything, and honestly, I'm still learning more.
I can be a pleasure whore, or I can be the Giver. One way or another, I'm awesome.
I think my sister is the shit.
I think I'm the hottest thing to hit this planet since FIRE, but really, I have NO self esteem.
Having said that, my ego is ENORMOUS.
I once wanted to date Joe Wegner, Andrew Eason, and funnily enough, Githenz.
People look at me weird. I like it.
I'm a complete VOYEUR. Yeah, I'd do it all on cam.
Having said THAT, I have a fetish for wanting people to watch me.
I need to learn to watch my mouth...I just can't see it 24/7.
I play Pokemon religiously.
Having said that, you can't beat me.
I play Mortal Kombat unlike anyone you will ever see.
No one knows how to curse and flip out like I do.
I once fell in love with a Canadian. He's now my brother.
I once fell in love with another Canadian. I hate him now.
My cock is bigger than yours. Sorry.
I planned on being a Suicide Girl. Instead, I'm a Twisted Kitten<3
I had planned on writing. I still do.
In the time it takes you to drink your 20 oz soda, I'll have gone through ten red bulls and a coke.
My heart will stop at any moment.
I like driving, I hate my car.
I used to think that boys could do anything outdoors-y.
Having said that, Nick doesn't know how to ride a 4-Wheeler.
HAVING SAID THAT, I plan on teaching him.
I float from one thought to another faster than yer mom is willing to get on her knees.
Having said that, my mind's a very organized place.
I like little fonts.
I like lowercase letters.
I like kisses in the snow and sex in the rain :)
I hate myspace and facebook.
At times, I wonder what life would be like if I was normal.
I probably AM a figment of your imagination.