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"Philly-B"

Name:	Philly-B , 48/Male
Last login:	2 hours, 28 minutes ago
Local time:	2:13 PM
Join date:	2 years, 13 days ago
Location:	United States

"Sitting on the dock in a bay wasting time..."
About me: A Colonial complexion with a mixture of indigenous bearings! Me and Romeo ain't ever been friends............ But girl I will sign it to you time and time again Sing for the laughter, sing for the tear Sing with me, if it's just for today.... What a fool believes to see is how the wise man has the power to reason away what seems to be! Always ready for nothing, nothing at all....
About you: Yah I'm your Packet man!!! I just sell them, and I can not do this love... Curious; How many for you this time? Buy a three pack! Póg mo thóin I am a motivational speaker Fosgail do shùilean! Go hifreann leat! Cadal gu math as t samhradh Wochantognake! Generosity! Wowicakhe! Truth! Ya'takoo tisma klisto waistaaat ooto! Remember where you come from! Is fearr Gaeilge briste, na Bearla cliste Believe me, what you see is what you get And you see me, I'm comin' off as you can bet Well I think I'm losing my mind, this time This time I'm losing my mind, that's right Said I think I'm losing my mind, this time This time, I'm losing my mind!!! Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom! Don't let statistics do a number on you! You think it's a secret, but they know!! May you someday, soon, be carbon neutral. My life will never be the same Cause girl, you came and changed The way I walk. The way I talk I cannot explain these things I feel for you But girl, you know it's true Stay with me, fulfill my dreams And I'll be all you'll need
Looking for:	Friendship
Orientation:	Straight
Herds:	THE CL LOUNGE (CL), PB1

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Philly-B "Philly-B" Annoyed - 2 hours, 26 minutes ago

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type, and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."
The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
Philly-B "Philly-B" Annoyed - 2 hours, 26 minutes ago

What happens???