Go ahead and hate me now.
It will make it easier later on.
I am an artist. I am an elitist. I am a poet. I am a writer. I am a photographer. I am an actress. I am a lover. I am a fighter. I am tattooed. I am pierced. I curse...a lot. I am not a nice person. I have never claimed to be a nice person. I am generally up front about being a bitch. If some how you have gotten the impression I'm a nice person, I'm sorry, but you are mistaken.
You will not ask me stupid questions. You will not ask me to buy you. If you don't have anything interesting to say, move along.