Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago

Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."
Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago

Hubby: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Wife: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Hubby: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Wife: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago

Wife : "Do you want dinner?"
Husband : "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife : "Yes and no."


Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago

WIFE : HUSBAND: "What are you doing?"
HUSBAND: Nothing.
WIFE : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
HUSBAND: "I was looking for the expiration date."
Unknown - 16 years, 9 months, 27 days ago