looking for my valentine
Unknown "Jeep Girl!!" Frisky - 15 years, 9 months, 14 days ago

70 Questions
(Pared down from several different 100 Questions posted on HP profiles)

Real name? geraldine angelina treetina
Single or married? not married
Zodiac sign? cap
Height? 5' 4 and a half
Body Piercing? ears only
Tattoos? zilch
Righty or lefty? Righty
Are you a health freak? Healthy yes not freak about it
Smoke? not gonna happen
Broke a bone? not any of mine
Your occupation right now? haha jobless...lol
Been fired from a job? never
Retirement? at 33
Any nickname? bonster
Slept in until 5 PM?hmmmm
Can you control your dreams? not sure
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? YES
Do you have any pets? dawg
Favourite food and drink?vietnamese
ok I am already tired of it so bye
Unknown "Jeep Girl!!" Frisky - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

Sexual Caloric Content


It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..... ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
Without her consent..... ......... ......... ........2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....... ......... ......... ......... ....8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ......... ......... ..485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.... ......... ......... ......... ......6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ......... ......... 3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ......... ......... ....78 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... ......... ......... 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... ......... ...216 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ......... ......326 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... ......... ...2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...112 Calories
Fake........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ..1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ......... ......... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ......... ......... ..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... .....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....... ......... ......... ......... .......36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... ......... .......80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... ......... ......124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... ......... .....1972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... ......... .....7916 Calories
70 and over........ ......... ......... .Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... ......... ........98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door........ ......5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........ .....13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

Unknown "Jeep Girl!!" Frisky - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

Sexual Caloric Content


It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..... ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
Without her consent..... ......... ......... ........2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....... ......... ......... ......... ....8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ......... ......... ..485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.... ......... ......... ......... ......6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ......... ......... 3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ......... ......... ....78 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... ......... ......... 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... ......... ...216 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ......... ......326 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... ......... ...2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...112 Calories
Fake........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ..1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ......... ......... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ......... ......... ..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... .....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....... ......... ......... ......... .......36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... ......... .......80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... ......... ......124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... ......... .....1972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... ......... .....7916 Calories
70 and over........ ......... ......... .Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... ......... ........98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door........ ......5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........ .....13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

Unknown "Jeep Girl!!" Frisky - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago

Sexual Caloric Content


It has been known for many years that sex was good exercise, but until now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent..... ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
Without her consent..... ......... ......... ........2187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands....... ......... ......... ......... ....8 Calories
With one hand........ ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
With your teeth....... ......... ......... ......... ..485 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection.... ......... ......... ......... ......6 Calories
Without an erection.... ......... ......... ......... 3315 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary.. ......... ......... ......... ......... ....12 Calories
69 lying down........ ......... ......... ......... ....78 Calories
69 standing up.......... ......... ......... ......... 812 Calories
Wheelbarrow. ......... ......... ......... ......... ...216 Calories
Doggy Style....... ......... ......... ......... ......326 Calories
Italian chandelier.. ......... ......... ......... ...2912 Calories

ORGASMS:
Real........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ...112 Calories
Fake........ ......... ......... ......... ......... ..1315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..... ......... ......... ......... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately. ......... ......... ......... ..36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately..... .....816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years....... ......... ......... ......... .......36 Calories
30-39 years....... ......... ......... ......... .......80 Calories
40-49 years....... ......... ......... ......... ......124 Calories
50-59 years....... ......... ......... ......... .....1972 Calories
60-69 years....... ......... ......... ......... .....7916 Calories
70 and over........ ......... ......... .Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly...... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....32 Calories
In a hurry....... ......... ......... ......... ........98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door........ ......5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........ .....13,521 Calories

Results may vary.

Unknown "Jeep Girl!!" Frisky - 15 years, 9 months, 15 days ago