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We have always waved our stubby fingers at each other with a laugh. It was our own coping mechanism and our way of concealing how we felt about truth and reality. If we could numb each other, we would have done so. But there are times when we just don't have the heart to cry and haul each other to the sinkhole we created at our own accord. Rather I sit on my bed, bite my lips and pray for everything to be alright. And if God conclude the chapter in one of His nicer ways, I would just breathe a sigh of relief and start a new page - all - without the hassle of a heartache.

Most would call me an optimist. I believe I'm one, my friends taught me to be one. No matter how difficult things are, I could not recall a day of not seeing the lighter side of things or being confident that God will always catch them who falls. I have always thought that inexcusable itself is an excuse for justifying our own judgement. Or I have always thought that your own calamity of grief is your way of weaving your mind.

But sometimes you can’t help lamenting on your sorrow because it hits you in the face when u least expect it. Then onwards you can’t laugh as much or make things as pretty as it used to be. And that is dear friends, that is the moment where reality starts to sink in.

And all you can do is hope that God will give you the strength to carry on.



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If you ever get pulled over for speeding!
A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

Officer: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?

Driver: Yes, mate.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the inspector approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Inspector: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Boot is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.
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iBreast!
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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A compliment...
A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,
"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment".
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect".

He never heard the shot..
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YES A THUMB OR TWO WOULD BE NICE
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