I was playing BS with my roommates, determined to get rid of all my cards. There was a huge pile and I didn't want to be the one to end up with it, but I knew someone had to get it.

"Two kings," I say, putting down two random cards. No one calls me on that. My roommates put down a queen and another queen; no one calls it.

"Two kings," I say again, smiling like a lunatic. My roommates frown. No one calls it. I have four cards left, my roommates had twelve and twenty cards respectively. They put down an ace and an ace.

"Three kings," I say with a shit eating grin.

"How many kings do you have?!"

"Are you going to call it?"

"Hell yes. BULLSHIT."

I flip the cards over and there were three kings. I slap my last card down; "One king."
Unknown "Cuddlynuzzly" Cheeky - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago

"I got a piece of chicken ass!"
"It's a delicious piece of chicken ass. Eat it."
"It's ass! Besides, I'm full."
"Then stare at that ass."
Unknown "Cuddlynuzzly" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 7 days ago

My friend was driving to school with her dad and friend when suddenly, the back window broke and the smell of something burning filtered through the car. They went to the nearest police station and thought someone had shot their car with a gun because of a bullet-sized hole in the window. Just a few inches over and it might have been her dad or her friend. :(
Unknown "Cuddlynuzzly" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago

I was walking to school and I saw the largest, slimiest, most disgusting writhing worm on the sidewalk. It was a brownish pink and fatter than my thumb and I screamed.
Unknown "Cuddlynuzzly" Cheeky - 16 years, 9 months, 19 days ago

My fart cures cancer.
Unknown "Cuddlynuzzly" Cheeky - 16 years, 10 months, 25 days ago