There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave,
she was ugly as shit, and missing a tit, but think of the money he saved
Unknown "^*P.I.M.P^*" Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 11 days ago

There's nothing wrong with me that reincarnation won't cure
Unknown "^*P.I.M.P^*" Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 12 days ago

I've heard people say love makes you do strange things.......I wish I could fall in love so I could have an excuse....
Unknown "^*P.I.M.P^*" Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 12 days ago

three guys on a road trip stop for the night at a hotel, the lady at the desk says "thirty bucks" so the guys pull out ten bucks each and give it to her, awhile later the guys hear a knock at the door and it's the lady from the desk, she says "i'm so sorry guys, it was actually twenty five dollars" so the guys took a dollar each and tip her two dollars, now
if the guys paid 9 dollars each and 9 x 3 is 27 and the desk clerk got 2 dollars, thats 29, where did the other dollar go?
Unknown "^*P.I.M.P^*" Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 13 days ago

I had a friend get drunk and stupid, he swallowed a bunch of t3's so I jammed my fingers in his mouth while he puked them up......the next morning as I was eating potatoe chips, I remembered.........yuck
Unknown "^*P.I.M.P^*" Tender - 16 years, 4 months, 15 days ago