My tale is the LEGEND TALE.... It's a very interesting one which should be told in Thai. But I'll do my best to tell it in ENGLISH. It started off at the Ubar pub with four mates. Me, Chote + Karabao ( Godsu ) and Nu. We were having a lot of fun but Nu doesn't drink so it was the three of us who got drunk. We ended up having to decide who to drive but.... my friend wanted some more to drink. He rang his friend at his Uni up and asked what he was doing. He said he was drinking with a couple of school mates ( a year younger though ). Okay we were all drunk already. I had already wanted to puke and my friend was almost half awake. We got their and their he was my old friend who was in my Counter striker team. He wanted a challenge. A Satit 25# Vs Satit 24# drink contest.......
Guess what, all my friends chose me to challenge. It was a challenge of the best drinker. We had a whole bottle of beer ( 1.25 litres ) each in front. Their was no stopping but you had to finish the whole bottle. The first who pukes loses..... Okay I only had like 2litres of whisky. What would this beer do ??? ...... I took three in row and ..... I lost it. I can't remember a thing.......... I woke up..... where . . .. .. . I was dreaming....... oh man !!! my rooms locked I'm freezing out here...... wheres the godd*mn key ??? oh here it is....
Guess where I woke up ???? My SCHOOL !!!! ( Satit ) shite !!!!! what happened. I woke up drunk with a 20baht bank in my hand and I was trying to make it fit in the key hole of the school's administration room.... and then I heard a voice.... " Hey what are you doing there .... " I turned around and WTF my teacher...................... and their was a gardner holding this big big garden knife. SHITE what should I do ???? I used all my conciousness and told her Oh teacher I just wanted to see my grades.... My teacher replies " What grades " .... ( and I though oh I had a digital logic test yesterday ) Oh the subjects called Digital logic design. The teacher made a confused face and asked me have you ever studied here..... I think I remember you..... I answered oh yeah I did... I'm just a bit drunk teacher I wanna go to bed Good nite...... LOL so I slept on the stairs right beside her and she probably walked off... ( i was too damn drunk to care ) I woke up then and asked my mum to pick me up and then I pissed at the door ( my mum was laughing )
AND THAT WAS IT ..... The LEGEND OF DON SLEEPING AT SCHOOL..... all thx to my super friend Godsu... ( a short cut back how I got to school ) after waking up I rang my friend and asked him how on earth did u send me to school. He replies WTF I can't even remember how I got home. Then Chote the guy who wasn't too drunk answered the mystery.... after I was knocked by the beer. He tried to send me home. But he knocked the door on the house beside mine and so he was scared ( he damn forgot my place ) so we went back to chotes house. Then Godsu woke up and said he was fine he'll drink home and send me at my friends apartment place. But he never got their. Instead he went for a piss and decided to drive to school. I probably got off and slept at the stairs while Godsu couldn't find me and just drove home......
I'm glad I'm still alive LOL ( This is 100% true )
It goes to show that ALCOHAL can really make to unconscious and do something real STUPID !!!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown "★ Dodo ★" Adventurous
- 17 years, 5 days ago
