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Shortie
Shortie owns this human at 88650 points.
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Feisty

Shortie
" x"



Name:
Shortie , 93/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:9:39 AM
Join date:17 years, 2 months, 22 days ago
Location: United Kingdom

"this is weird!"
About me:
About you:
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Orientation: Straight
Herds: ~Ink & Steel~, UK Based Pets, Suicide Girls, MR HP 2008!
Feisty
Shortie
Shortie
" x"
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Shortie's tales
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Shortie
We all have our own classics .....music by Mozart......sonets from Shakespear....
I have. ... ... SIR MIXALOT.

Here I present his classic, Baby Got Back.... enjoy.
Shortie " x" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
Shortie
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!
Shortie " x" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
Shortie
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Shortie " x" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
Shortie
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
Shortie " x" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
Shortie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
Shortie " x" Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 5 days ago
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grace andrew

by grace

Dearest one, My name is grace,

I am very happy to view your profile here today,

as I'm interested in knowing you.

reply me through my private email address at

( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )

so that i can write you and send you my picture. Yours truly grace

write direct to my email ok

dont write at the site ok
fssf
grace andrew "Grace'n'Glory" - 10 years, 7 months, 26 days ago
Level 75 Undead Panda
P.S this is knives
Level 75 Undead Panda "pedo-panda" Rabid - 13 years, 4 months, 5 days ago
Knives
P.S this is bones lol
Knives - 13 years, 7 months, 15 days ago
Knives
I cant believe i posted those comments over a year ago.This is my new page if you ever come online again.....
Knives - 13 years, 7 months, 15 days ago
'Bones'
Holy crap you dont come online much lol
'Bones' "★ ☆ ★ ☆" - 14 years, 9 months, 23 days ago
'Bones'
OMG WANT!!!!! ^^
'Bones' "★ ☆ ★ ☆" - 15 years, 3 months, 26 days ago
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