Whats the best thing that can happen to a guy?

He meets the girl of his dreams and she falls in love with him.

What can go wrong with this dude, right? Wrong.

The dude realises he met his girl of his dreams and he found his destination in life, but is he the man of her dreams?

She definitely is the best that it could ever get for him but was he the best for him?

She is smart, witty and intelligent. She dreams of a future. He is dumb, stupid and complete idiot. He has no clue where he is heading.

She completes him but does he even compliment her? He feels otherwise.

What does he do?

He finds the perfect man for her and hitches them up. She is confused. He is happy. She asks for an explanation. He introduces her to his new girlfriend.

She never calls him again. He never crossed her path again.

She is now engaged to the other guy. He's still single, probably forever.

Why did he do it?

He was not the best for her. He had the courage to be the man of her dreams and live upto her expectations. But he didnt want her to suffer being a bystander to his tryst with destiny. She deserved better than him. All the time he would spend trying to live upto her dreams, the man of her dreams might as well use the time to make her happier.

It may sound stupid but it is enough to make him believe he did the right thing for her.

Stupid is as stupid does!
Gosh Dang It Yall Ecstatic - 15 years, 11 months, 7 days ago

The Bird , The Princess and His Journey

its the story of a bird from a far far faraway land
so beautiful were its feathers, filled with rainbows
so wide the wings spread that it engulfed the sun
when he sang , nature use to dance with blissful joy
but unaware it flew straight into the hunters den
the hunter with a steady hand and skillful precision
shot him down with a single arrow, injured it fell
onto the grovelling earth below writhing in pain
fate it seems had different ideas planned for him
the hunter didnt kill him but saved him by medication
valuing the prized catch, he presented him to the princess
the bird injured and weak yet stunningly beautiful as ever
brought the hunter a wealthy sum as reward for his craft
but the story isnt about the hunter , its the bird's story
the beautiful princess lonely in the vast castle of stone
took good care of him, fed him , medicated him and loved him
he sang to her beautiful melodies and mourned his destiny
injured , he couldnt fly and he sat longing for the skies
the princess grew fonder and fonder of him and loved him
he couldnt help but like the princess , he loved her too.
her love had bounded him in chains he couldnot break
his wings were clipped by his unconditional love for the princess
days passed by and slowly he grew stronger again and deeply in love
he stayed faithful to her and didnt flew away from her
but his melodies grew mournful and heartwrenching ballads
which made the mountains weep and the skies cry in sorrow
pained by his condition the princess asked him of his worries
he answered if not for love i would have flown away a long ago
and if not for love my journey would have completed a long ago
a journey which i began in search of freedom that took me
across continents , across oceans and across the universe
troubled the princess asked him where does his journey end
he smiled and said i wish i knew my love , i really wish !
the princess unable to see him suffer set him free of her love
and requested him in the name of love to return to end his journey
but promise to return to her thereafter she will be waiting
he flew away with tears in his eyes to end his journey
days passed , months passed, and seasons into years
but he didnt return and princess kept waiting for him
the bird was never heard of again in this world
the princess they say died waiting for him to return
but he never returned from his journey that he took on
Ages passed and the story was forgotten by the people
one fine day he returned to that palace laden with gifts
gifts so wonderful and so beautiful that the world had never seen
people were in awe of this wonderful creature and his gifts
but deep inside they were afraid of this bird of prey
he kept singing out for the princess and she never came
but the world had changed, the people didnot know him
in the dark of night, he was captured by the people and caged
in grief and lovelorn he surrendered meekly to his captives
he kept singing out to his princess everyday and every night
a little girl took pity on him and used to give him leftovers
oneday she asked him where he came from and whom was he searching
he told his story and came to know her princess had died
the little girl asked him where did his journey finally end?
he answered my quest for freedom was over the day i fell in love
but i was arrogant and didnot knew , i kept flying across
across the world , across the planets and across the galaxies
everywhere i went i saw beautiful things which reminded
me of the princess waiting for me and i kept as gifts for her
slowly i realised i wasnt free even though i was free
her love still held me captive and my heart belonged to her
so i flew back with speed of time to be with her but too late
the little girl asked him now that she is dead what will he do?
he replied i will end my journey afterall then little princess
he sang her a sweet lullaby ad sent her to peaceful sleep
in the morning the cage was empty the gifts were gone
he was nowhere to be seen and nowhere to be found
he was never heard of ever again but the little girl
she kept saying to all that he found freedom atlast!
Gosh Dang It Yall Ecstatic - 16 years, 5 months, 4 days ago

The Bells Of Doom

hear the ringing of the bells from the shrine of the gods
we pray to, for the happiness and joy,that we crave for
they sound so hollow today like a symphony interrupted
its not melodious as before, like the devil's knell kindof
its not forgiving today and its not forgetting today, not today
for the atrocities we committed and the anger we bred.
feel the thunder of the marching doom as they approach
with wings of winds and heart of earth, they burn as they charge.
fear the unknown, dear child, for it is about to be known
the doors of the saviours have long been closed on you
face your demons and salvage your soul for its your battle
the battle for faith and the faith you have lost , its time
its time for you to fight to earn your faith and redemption
in a battle you cant win ,in a battle you cant let them win!
Gosh Dang It Yall Ecstatic - 16 years, 5 months, 5 days ago

I dont a single fucking idea of what i am going to put in here but as always i'll work something up. I think you expect an apology from me for using the word "fucking" and those who know me know that i wont. Instead I am going to explain to you the versatility of the word "fuck" quoting Osho , remind you that i am agnostic and this is solely for reference.


DISCIPLE: BELOVED MASTER, I FEEL SHOCKED WHEN YOU USE THE WORD 'FUCK'. WHAT TO DO?

OSHO: It is one of the most beautiful words.The English language should be proud of it.
I don't think any other language has such a beautiful word.
One Tom from California has done some great research on it.
I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says: One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word 'fuck'.
It is one magical word: just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), and as a noun (Mary is a fine fuck).
It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful).
As you can see there are not many words with the versatility of 'fuck'.
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses:

Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Ignorance: Fucked if I know.
Trouble: I guess I am fucked now!
Aggression: Fuck you!
Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
Difficulty: I can't understand this fucking job.
Incompetence: He is a fuck-off.
Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing?
Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.
Request: Get the fuck out of here!
Hostility: I am going to knock your fucking head off!
Greeting: How the fuck are you?
Apathy: Who gives a fuck?
Innovation: Get a bigger fucking hammer.
Surprise: Fuck! You scared the shit out of me!
Anxiety: Today is really fucked.

And it is very healthy too.If every morning you do it as a Transcendental Meditation -- just when you get up, the first thing, repeat the mantra "Fuck you!" five times -- it clears the throat.That's how I keep my throat clear!
Enough for today.

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. :D

Gosh Dang It Yall Ecstatic - 16 years, 5 months, 7 days ago

You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more, no less..
It's harder than you think...

Where is your cell phone?
DUH!! it rings!!

Your hair?
soft smooth silky

Where is your father?
still with mom ! :P

HEAVEN?
is for suckers!! :P

Cheesecake?
ummm ... hmmmm... ahem

What is your favorite thing to do?
play dumb always!!

Your dream last night?
to be continued...

Your favorite alcoholic drink?
jack daniels neat!

Your car?
i can fly!!


The room you're in?
spacious , messy , cool

George Bush?
hahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha

Your fears?
aliens abduct me!!

Nipple rings?
yewwwww! no thanks!

Who did you hang out with last night?
i was drunk!! :s

What you're not good at?
stupid question!! next !

Your best friends?
i am alone!! :(

One of your wish list items?
miss drew barrymore!!

Where did you grow up?
dense tropical rainforests! :P

The last thing you did?
nuthin .. pretty much !

What you are wearing?
nuthin ... yikes ... casuals

Tattoo on bottom of a back?
she looks sexy!

Ketchup?
hot and sweet

Your computer?
music movies internet

Your life?
still going on!

Your mood?
moody moody moody

Missing?
who? when? where?

What are you thinking about right now?
nuthin...nuts... whaaat???

Your summer?
hot and sweaty!

Your favorite color(s):
blue, black, red

When is the last time you laughed?
hahaa hahaa haahaha

Last time you cried?
why shud i?
Gosh Dang It Yall Ecstatic - 16 years, 5 months, 10 days ago