Hey there, i'm Steve from London. I'm a down to earth, fun-loving guy who enjoys petting random people on Human Pets and making new friends. Whether you are buying stuff from my store or just browsing then please come and introduce yourself as i dont bite! lol
Don't invite drug addicts round for a meal on Boxing Day. They may find the offer of cold turkey embarrassing or offensive Unknown"☠My Doggie☠"Intrigued
- 17 years, 18 days ago
A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep Unknown"☠My Doggie☠"Intrigued
- 17 years, 18 days ago
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator Unknown"☠My Doggie☠"Intrigued
- 17 years, 18 days ago
X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. You'll invariably wake up in a strange place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously 'erased' Unknown"☠My Doggie☠"Intrigued
- 17 years, 18 days ago
Cheer loudly at 8.00pm each Saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking you have won the Lottery Unknown"☠My Doggie☠"Intrigued
- 17 years, 18 days ago
