You wanna know about my thumb do ya boy? Intrigue ya does it boy? My Thumb? Let me tell ya 'bout it. I come from a long line of hitchhikers, all with bleedin' massive thumbs. You see the thumb its a tremendous boom to the hitchhiker, helps with work. Ya know what I mean? Only problem was, when I was a child, my thumb was tiny. Not just tiny like a single sugar puff, Disgusting! Even my own mother would reel back in horror, like an anaconda, 'Aagh! What is it!? Get it out of here! It's tiny! It's horrible, it's revolting! Take your tiny thumb and get out of here and never darken my door again!' she'd say. I had to leave the family unit, in search of a miracle. I wandered the streets, looking for the answer. And people told me of a magic shaman: part man, part hornet. So I went looking for him. I went everywhere. I combed the universe in search of the stripy insect shaman. Turns out he was in a local primary school, in the bin, reeling about with the apple cores. Like they do. And I stood there, with my thumb out, and he stung it, and he stung it. He grabbed onto it, it was like he was making love to it with his sting. In and out, in and out, more and more! Oh the pus, the pain, the black voodoo, the wet jigsaw puzzle! I didn't know what was happening. Oh for days I was in a trance. But when I came to, there it was. Like a fleshy maraca! A thumb of gigantic proportion! 'A miracle!' I said, 'A miracle, you're a true wizard! How can I ever repay ya?' And he said to me, 'Five hundred euros.' 'Five hundred euros!? You won't see penny one from me you slag!' And as I raised my thumb up, to smash his tiny skull in I could see in his little insect face, could see him thinkin', 'Oh, I created that monster! I created that thumb! And now it's killing me! My own beastly creation, killin' me dead. The sweet irony.' I think he was sayin' that, although it was a long time ago. And in hindsight, he coulda just been shittin' himself.

The Hitcher - The Mighty Boosh
Unknown "Mr BrOwN " Feisty - 16 years, 29 days ago

Maximo Park - Books From Boxes

Nightfalls
And towns become circuit boards
We can beat the sun as long as we keep moving

From the air
Stadium lights stand out like flares
All I know is that you're sat here right next to me

We rarely see
Warning signs in the air we breathe
Right now, I feel each and every fragment

This paper trail leads right back to you
You say you need me to step outside

You spent the evening unpacking books from boxes
You passed me up so as not to break a promise
Scattered Polaroids and sprinkled words around your collar
In the long run,
you said you knew that this would happen

This is something new
But, it turns out it was borrowed, too
"Why does every letdown have to be so thin?"

Rain explodes
At the moment that the cab door closed
I feel the weight upon your kiss; ambigous

You have to leave.
I appreciate that
But I hate when conversation slips out of our grasp

You spent the evening unpacking books from boxes
You passed me up so as not to break a promise
Scattered Polaroids and sprinkled words around your collar
In the long run,
you said you knew that this would happen

Two bodies in motion
This is a matter of fact
It wasn't built to last

Two bodies in motion
This is a matter of fact
It wasn't built to last

You spent the evening unpacking books from boxes
You passed me up so as not to break a promise
Scattered Polaroids and sprinkled words around your collar
In the long run,
you said you knew that this would happen

The pounding rain continued it's bleak fall
And we decided just to write after all
(after all)

The pounding rain continued it's bleak fall
And we decided just to write after all
Unknown "Mr BrOwN " Feisty - 16 years, 9 months, 2 days ago

This week I have mostly been listening to...

Maximo Park
Scouting For Girls
Arctic Monkeys
Kings Of Leon
My Chemical Romance
Newton Faulkner
Paolo Nutini
The Pigeon detectives
Plain White T's
Three Days Grace
The Wombats
New Young Pony Club

To Be Continued...
Unknown "Mr BrOwN " Feisty - 16 years, 10 months, 3 days ago

Give me a gig over a night clubbing any day of the week!

Do you know what I mean?

No ego problems, no one blocking the door with the size of there head just people that want to have a good time and know how to have a good time!

Beer flowing some crazy arse dance moves being unleashed and when the music stops some intelligent conversation and nobody getting stabbed! I mean what more could you want?

Great people, say hello to anyone and they will say hello back might even treat you to a conversation rather then give you an evil look and basically tell you to fuck off!

And then the music, these local up and coming bands are really putting it out there and I cant stress how important it is that you get behind these guys and show your support. Each town in every country has a local group trying to make it big and some of them deserve to. Some really need to give it up but 10 out of 10 for effort if I had the guts I would get up and do it myself but I'm my own worse enemy and critic.

Small venue everybody crammed in but no one starts throwing elbows around if they get nudged or you spill there drink you just get them another one, laugh and then rock out!

So yeah support your local bands, have a good time, and remember don’t drink and drive...get someone else to.

Until the next time

See ya!
Unknown "Mr BrOwN " Feisty - 16 years, 10 months, 4 days ago