Answers given by 2nd grade school
children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows
where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we
were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest
of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot
of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like
he made me. He Just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds
and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's
bones. Then they mostly use string, I
think.
Why did God give you Your mother &
not some other mom?
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more
than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom
and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there,
but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about
your dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background.
Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
a lot?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti
in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else
with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't
have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but
she has to because dad's such a goof
ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection.
She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she
has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms &
dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home
& dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers
without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller, but moms have all the
real power 'cause she's who you got to
ask if you want to sleep over at your
friend's.
What does your mom do in her spare
time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills
all day long.
What would it take to make your mom
perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect.
Outside, I think some kind of plastic
surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd dye it,
maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about
your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me
keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she
would know it was my sister who did it
and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those
eyes on the back of her head.
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