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Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes... there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

Cupid requires target practice for every time he shoots me, he hits me right between the eyes so that I am too blind to see.

Twenty four hours in a day, twenty four beers in a case... coincidence, I think not.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.