yo~ gonna quit hp for awhile.. i will return.. maybe.. hopefully i will haha =x i'm gonna miss u all~ im sorry to my dear laney owner tho =x but anyway, to let my guilty away, i do wat i can to my owner.. hehe ^^V see ya everyone :x ps: i will still invite once awhile.. but will be lazy to return comments n gifts ;p so, save ur $$ haha Kien Fei"♥Mr Playful"Playful
- 12 years, 4 months, 21 days ago
Sorry peeps in hp. I'm alittle busy with my chinese new year festival on 20/2. So, im worry if i didnt reply ur msgs/comments. But i promise i will reply after the event ! ^^ heehee see ya ~ Kien Fei"♥Mr Playful"Playful
- 12 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
Cust omer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Cust omer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Cu stomer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
Custom er : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup? Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter,not a fortune teller
Custo mer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?
Lady : Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Teach er : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no.
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
Cu stomer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time? Post Master : Well it might do. Customer : I bet you, it won't. Post Master : Why not? Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist. 'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.' 'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist. 'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Yes Dear. Girl : Would you die for me? Boy : No, mine is undying love.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window! 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor. 1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field" Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Waite r : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu. Kien Fei"♥Mr Playful"Playful
- 12 years, 5 months, 7 days ago
Happy CNY everyone !!~ Kien Fei"♥Mr Playful"Playful
- 12 years, 5 months, 11 days ago
I miss you. I didnt know how much i did, but i'm sure i am missing you. You know who you are. =) Kien Fei"♥Mr Playful"Playful
- 12 years, 5 months, 12 days ago