I am having a sale on my most popular items at my shop.

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Last time I was taking a long walk on the beach all this raw sewage and dead jellyfish washed upon the shore and I found myself walking barefoot and crawling sideways through the kelp, like a crab.

ahhh u bitch ur not coming....were u just saying we never get together for my b-day?!?!

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Your mine now! hahahhahaahhaha

for my hookah pet

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