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After tomorrow, I will be done with my examinations. And no more examinations for long long time.
Unknown "mr. adorable" Thirsty - 16 years, 1 month, 3 days ago
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A tale must have at least ten characters. So I guess you cannot type a tale that only goes:

HURRAY!

because that would only be seven characters. Neither can you type something like:

IT'S OVER!

because that would... oh, that would be ten letters!

Just nice.
Unknown "mr. adorable" Thirsty - 16 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
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In Chemistry, they call it entropy. It is the measure of the change of disorder.
In English, they call it entropy. It is the deteroriation of life.
In my dictionary, I call it wasted.
Unknown "mr. adorable" Thirsty - 16 years, 1 month, 27 days ago
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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry,
what's your problem?"

Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My
sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is!
I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had enough. She took Harry to the
principal's office.

While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The
principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a
test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal
thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I
think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I
have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I
do not have?"

The principal wondered, why would she ask such a
question!

Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out
soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he
could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman
does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an "F" and ends in
"K" that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last
seven questions wrong.

Unknown "mr. adorable" Thirsty - 16 years, 2 months, 2 days ago
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Sonnet CXXX: My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun


My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red:
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound.
I grant I never saw a goddess go:
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.

William Shakespeare
Unknown "mr. adorable" Thirsty - 16 years, 2 months, 4 days ago
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