hi keith

This human pet business sounds a little dangerous. Thanks for the warning!

thanks for buying me from my ex. He'll probably buy me back soon. He usually does x

Be careful this human pets business nearly wrecked my relationship! You have no control over who buys you and what comments they post! Before long some woman whom you have never met will be making rude suggestions. You will respond just to play along, then you girl will see it and you will get something hurled at your head! You have been warned Mr Fletcher!

You have been fed pet beer.