The boys' mother heard that a preacher in
Town had been successful in disciplining children, so
She asked if he would speak with her boys.


The
Preacher agreed, but he asked to see them
Individually.


So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the
Morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the
Afternoon.


The preacher, a huge man with a booming
Voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him
Sternly,


" Do you know where God is, son ?" The boy's mouth
Dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
Wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.


So the preacher repeated the question in an even

Sterner tone, " Where is God ?!"


Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher
Raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the
Boy's' face and bellowed,


" Where is God ?!"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran
Directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the
Door behind him.


When his older brother found him in the closet, he
Asked, " what happened ?" The younger brother, gasping
For breath, replied, " We are in BIG trouble this time ."


GOD is missing, and they think we did it ! ......... !
Unknown "Porker" Nervous - 16 years, 7 months, 7 days ago