Im a big kid at heart i like the simple things in life, tea and a comfy chair!!
im a day dreamer and always have been! i like peoples stories and tales regardless of weather they are true or not it still makes good listening!
i fend bee's from old women and a keep bats from flying into peoples hair i also slay dragons part time while i put together my own company .........fondoo vindaloo...... we will specialise in cake decoration!
i have met who i want to meet and i am mighty impressed! =)
This is an old tale that happened to me in summer 07!
me 1 bee 0
i cant hear it buzzing anymore which worries me, i seen it fly into the room but i know it hasnt left yet, it crawled into the bin so i hit the bin with my jacket this apparently isnt enough to scare the beast from the bin so i carefully picked the bin up and put it next to my window. it still hasnt left yet and still hasnt made a sound my only other option is to chuck the bin out my window to the back garden but i have to run downstairs and open the big bin for when i throw it. the only flaw is that as soon as i leave the room the bee will move somewere else and then lauch a suprise attack on my returm!!! wish me well theres only one way to .......... fucking pidgeon fly past my window i thought it was a really big bee!
yes i cant spell pigeon<---- is that it?? why did i put a "d" in it i dont know maybe its the way i pronounce it! :S
but yes i won no doubt this year the bee will have its revenge and fly up my nose or something equally as painful! i'll be waiting with a face mask and a bigger bin!!! muahahaha ..........or i could shooo it away......it might work!!
ooooohhhh im rambling!
- 11 years, 4 months, 18 days ago