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"My Cutie"



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Unknown, 39/Female
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:7:13 PM
Join date:17 years, 17 days ago
Location: Madison, WI United States

"Handle every situation like a dog: if you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away!"
About me:
I love to laugh and have fun, especially if its random and spontaneous. My sense of humor is kind of quirky and not everyone seems to get it. I get a lot of half smiles and side-ways looks that seem to say, "Okay Crazy." But, meh, what are you gonna do? It's not even intentional, I just seem to have mad skills. I like to meet new people but can be somewhat shy at first. Once I get to know you though, I can be quite a chatterbox.
About you:
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Shadow Wolf Pack, Nakedity Now, Careful...... We Bite, Wisconsinites Rule!!, Sexy Dorks, Faeries ALWAYS thumb back!
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"SeXy MuNkY!"
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So, I am really good at injuring myself. It's not a skill I'm proud of or particularily enjoy, but one I must deal with daily. Yesterday I managed to slam my arm in the car door. I have no idea how it happened but now the inside of my elbow (yes, inside of my elbow, again, I don't know how I managed it) is terribly bruised and sore. I put ice on it last night to help (actually, I held a bottle of vodka from the freezer on it, we were all out of ice) but I don't think it did much. Maybe if I had drunk the vodka instead....
Unknown "My Cutie" Naughty - 16 years, 8 months, 11 days ago
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It's absolutely beautiful in Wisconsin today, sunny, almost 60 degrees out. Most enjoyable. Unfortunately, Saturday was not sunny and almost 60. It was snowing/raining/sleeting and only 30 degrees. And I got to stand out in it that crap for 45 minutes because there was a gas leak in my house. It was kind of exciting even with the less than ideal weather. The entire Delafield fire department showed up, which included two fire engines, two ambulances, an SUV and about two dozen firefighters. It turned out to be a leaky furnace pipe that wasn't a major threat so I was allowed to go back inside once they marked which pipe it was. I guess I shouldn't be too upset, it's not like I had anything else I needed to do...
Unknown "My Cutie" Naughty - 16 years, 8 months, 19 days ago
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Reliant K-Which to Bury; Us or the Hatchet

I think you know what I'm getting at
I find it so upsetting that
The memories that you select
You keep the bad but the good you just forget

And even though I'm angry I can still say
I know my heart will break the day
When you peel out and drive away
I can't believe this happened
And all this time I never thought
That all we had would be all for not

No, I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
Know I'll always love you
But right now I just don't like you
Know I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
Know I'll always love you
But right now I just don't like you
Cause you took this too far, too far

Make your decision and don't you dare think twice
Go with your instincts along with some bad advice
This didn't turn out the way I thought it would at all
You blame me but some of this is still your fault

I tried to move you
But you just wouldn't budge
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge
I think you know what I'm getting at
You said goodbye and I just don't want you regretting that

No, I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
Know I'll always love you
But right now I just don't like you
Know I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
Know I'll always love you
But right now I just don't like you

And wisdom always chooses
These black eyes and these bruises
Over the heartache that they say
Never completely goes away
(I just can't believe this happened
And one day we'll see this come around)
And wisdom always chooses
The black eyes and these bruises
Over the heartache that they say
Never completely goes away

No, I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
Know I'll always love you
But right now I just don't like you
Know I don't hate you
Don't want to fight you
Know I'll always love you
But right now I just don't like you
Cause you took this too far

What happened to us
I heard that its me we should blame
What happened to us
Why didn't you stop me from turning out this way
And know that I don't hate you
And know that I don't want to fight you
And know that I'll always love you
But right now I just don't...
Unknown "My Cutie" Naughty - 16 years, 8 months, 22 days ago
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There's a hole in the world
like a great black pit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it
And its morals aren't worth
what a pig could spit
And it goes by the name of London
At the top of the hole
sit a privileged few
Making mock of the vermin
in the lower zoo
Turning beauty into filth and greed
I too have sailed the world
and seen its wonders
For the cruelty of men
is as wondrous as Peru
But there's no place like London
-Sweeney Todd
Unknown "My Cutie" Naughty - 16 years, 9 months, 3 days ago
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I hate spring, everything is wet and muddy and dirty and crappy. The "time of rebirth" idea is shit! I think we should skip spring from now on! Who's with me? We need a longer summer anyway. I don't know many people who like spring, and those that do should like autumn instead, like me. It's a much nicer season. The leaves are all pretty and red and golden and the weather is still warm but the nights are nice and cool. The geese and ducks are flocking south and make awsome honking noises as they fly over. Ah, I love fall!! So, let's ditch this stupid spring thing and give the time to summer and fall! Ya, boi!
Unknown "My Cutie" Naughty - 16 years, 9 months, 8 days ago
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No Prince Charming

special petting;) You have been given special petting;).
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You have been given Blowing Kisses At You.
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Starfallen Faerietale "Shay Shay" Pixiefied! - 15 years, 11 months, 13 days ago
No Prince Charming

You have been given ☆Sound like a plan?☆.
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No Prince Charming "Muffin" Goodbye for good, HP!!! - 15 years, 11 months, 28 days ago
No Prince Charming
How's my pet?
You have been given Roll Over.
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No Prince Charming "Muffin" Goodbye for good, HP!!! - 16 years, 10 days ago
Starfallen Faerietale
I have no problems with that at all =^D
You have been given Thanks Friend.
Crafted by Kyle
Starfallen Faerietale "Shay Shay" Pixiefied! - 16 years, 14 days ago
Starfallen Faerietale
yes and yes please...you choose ill close my eyes and be surprised!!!!
You have been given The truth is.
Crafted by Me Myself and I
Starfallen Faerietale "Shay Shay" Pixiefied! - 16 years, 17 days ago
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