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This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries

Unknown "dum ass" Carefree - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
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Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Unknown "dum ass" Carefree - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
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If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Unknown "dum ass" Carefree - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
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If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
Unknown "dum ass" Carefree - 16 years, 6 months, 28 days ago
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THE SADEST LOVE STORY I WONDER HW MANY PPL WOULD DO THIS AND IF SO FOR WHO TELL ME


(A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle)
Girl: Slowdown. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its to scary!
Guy:Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can u take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke,
but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt
her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it
meant he would die
Unknown "dum ass" Carefree - 16 years, 8 months, 3 days ago
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grace andrew
by grace
Hello, how are you doing? i hope fine and all is good to you,am miss grace,Nice to meet u dear i want to be your friend , kindly indicate your interest in me by sending mail me here my private email ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com ) so my photos will send you ok. Thanks and a nice day'''''(grace) ( graceandrew001@hotmail.com )
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grace andrew "Gift of Grace !" - 10 years, 6 months, 22 days ago
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hey!!!!!!!!!!
Unknown Crazy - 16 years, 1 month, 26 days ago
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You have been given ♥oh yes i like when u pet me.
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Unknown "GummiBear" Loving - 16 years, 6 months, 4 days ago
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y not
Unknown "cool" - 16 years, 6 months, 8 days ago
Richard
where do you post ?
Richard "Lionheart...NFFS" - 16 years, 6 months, 18 days ago
Richard
Here Randy, I'll scan your posts and stuff, and thumb your post anywhere I can see it, I don't have that many points myself, only 2650 or so, I just started this, but I find it fun just to see how fast I can go. :)

Greets from Alberta
Richard "Lionheart...NFFS" - 16 years, 6 months, 18 days ago
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