Amy, your fortune cookie reads "Today is a lucky day for those who remain cheerful and optimistic."

Hmm, we have an unique little snowflake in our paws. >;) I got the sore temptation of purchasing you, and hope that your current owner is so preoccupied with his apocryptics that he will not notice. I'll just reconsider for a while. Impulsive shopping isn't good for the wallet.

You have been put a hat on.