Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?

You're in a hospital, sir. I'm with the police. We weren't sure you were going
to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember.

Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, I won every hole. But on the little par 3,
17th hole, we both hit right to the green, and we both putted right to the pin.

When I walked to the flag, I saw one putt had overshot, but the other ball had apparently sunk.
I didn't know whose it was, so I pulled the flag, looked in, saw it was her Spalding in there,
and I said, "Looks like your hole, dear." That was the last thing I remember.

Unknown "playful" Crazy - 15 years, 7 months, 12 days ago

THE BORN SALESMAN

THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH'............................

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.
The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'
The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job.
His first day on the job was challenging and busy, but he got through it.
After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked, 'OK, so
How many sales did you make today?'
The Aussie said 'One!'
The manager groaned and continued,
Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was
the sale for?'
£ 124,237.64. pounds'
The manager choked and exclaimed 124,237.64 POUNDS!!
What the hell did you sell him?'
'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, and
Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast,
so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat department
and I sold him that twin-engined Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him
down to car sales and I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki'.
The manager, incredulous, said 'You mean to tell me....a guy came in here
to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

'No no no......he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend
and I said.........
'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.................!!'

Unknown "playful" Crazy - 15 years, 7 months, 15 days ago

Please thumb as much as you can so I can keep my pets happy. Love you all
Unknown "playful" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 14 days ago

Y o y is life such a pain when lots of people don't take it like a game. Their all too grumpy and don't have fun which makes them o so very glum. So send me messages give a pet or two and when you visit please thumb too. Make me a friend as I don't bite but if your grumpy then I might.
Unknown "playful" Crazy - 16 years, 4 months, 19 days ago