random comment #44) sneaking by

You have been coronated with a tiara.

15th may/ -_-
that's like 2 days before my bday. LOLX

Ho, your fortune cookie reads "Look for new outlets for your own creative abilities."

Ho, FACT "Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face."

occasional junk food won't hurt (;

You were taken on a trip! You have been taken lunching at McDonalds.