Lesson 1: - Don't upset the Pirate who brought you....she must be a god of some form...
I have many pets, that I have named under the pirate act of 1509, and they're my crew, each one of the pets I have I pet, buy things for, kept entertained, genrally do what they want or ask for.
Now one of my pets is a cheeky little scurvvy dog who demands to be made Cpt of the area he lives in, then tells me that he wants to take over my little pirate world.
LISTEN here you little welp, I'll crush you like the hermet crab you are, and cast ye over board before I'd consider doing anything nice for you again.
I know I may have stolen you in the first place, but you came running back when someone stole you back.
ITS called the pirates way of life.
I live for the 3 Ps (pillaging, plundering and penatration).
So I spent some hard pillaged gold, brought the scally wag back, and now he's trying to mutiny , so I shall do what all good pirates should.
I bluming well tought him a lesson.
Now the sea shall be his judge.
DON'T upset those who are greater than you, or those who are more pirate!
Unknown "Pirate Packman" Inspired
- 16 years, 11 months, 10 days ago