Welcome to Human Pets - One of my Seven addictions. I thought this app was really stupid until I bought someone. The sheer pleasure of owning another human being trigged something deep and buried and now I'm hooked. Thought you could use this card on your first 'loss'. Then just when the accused thinks you're a jerk for losing his case, you give him that card and he'll think you're a pretty funny guy and not sekk out to kill you family 25 years later.
