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Perplexed
"McSpank Delux"
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Unknown, 43/Male
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| Last login: | over 3 weeks ago |
| Local time: | 10:27 PM |
| Join date: | 16 years, 11 months, 3 days ago |
| Location: | Adelaide Australia
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| "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! " |
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About me:
I listen to heavy metal music, love mexican food and beer.
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About you:
Anyone interesting
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| Looking for: | Friendship |
| Orientation: | Straight
| | Herds: | Just Touch It!! |
Petulant
Unknown
"Spanky"
32500 pts
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Unknown's tales
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From Zapp Brannigan's chat-up line book "If I said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed
- 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"
Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed
- 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.
Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed
- 16 years, 8 months, 17 days ago
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A woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed
- 16 years, 8 months, 28 days ago
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Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems
Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed
- 16 years, 8 months, 28 days ago
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