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"McSpank Delux"



Name:
Unknown, 43/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:4:55 AM
Join date:16 years, 9 months, 16 days ago
Location: Adelaide Australia

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about! "
About me:
I listen to heavy metal music, love mexican food and beer.
About you:
Anyone interesting
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds: Just Touch It!!
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From Zapp Brannigan's chat-up line book
"If I said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"

Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months ago
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Its just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?"

Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months ago
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Well, at least here you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on the probulator.

Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months ago
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A woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago
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Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems
Unknown "McSpank Delux" Perplexed - 16 years, 7 months, 11 days ago
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You have been given sweet hug from me~<3.
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spank away wench
You have been given You can spank it if you want to.
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You have been given nice tatoo~~~ <3.
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Alright EL WENCHO what's going on buying blokes?
You have been given Ray of Sunshine.
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Ide Do it to you!!!
You have been given Roofie colada..anyone?.
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You have been given Would you like a kiss?.
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