Friends and relatives are gifts from God who lifts us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly. Think positive and act....

I am thankful for:

For the husbands who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not someone else
For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home and not on the streets
For the taxes that i pay, because it means that I am employed
For the mess to clean after a party, because it means I'm surrounded by friends
For the clothes that fit a little too snug, because it means that I have enough to eat
For the shadow that watches me work, because it means that I am out in the sunshine
For a floor that needs mopping and windows that needs cleaning, because it means that I have a home
For all the complaining I hear about the government, because it means we have freedom of speech
For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot, because it means that I am capable of walking and I have been blessed with transportation
For the pile of Laundry and ironing, because it means I have clothes to wear
For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day, because it means Iam capable of working hard
For the alarm that goes off early in the morning hours, because it means that I am alive
AND FINALLY......
For too much email, because it means that I have friends and relatives who are thinking of me.....
Unknown "jessooo! " Sexy - 16 years, 3 months, 17 days ago

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

1) Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk

2) When you lose, don't lose the lesson

3) Follow the three R's:
> Respect for self
> Respect for others
> Responsibility for all your actions

4) Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck

5) Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly

6) Don't let a little dispute ruin a great relationship

7) When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it

8) Spend sometime alone everyday

9) Open arms to change but don't let go of your values

10) Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer

11) Live a good honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it the second time

12) A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life

13) In disagreement with love one, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past

14) Share your knowledge, it's a way to achieve immortality

15) Be gentle with the earth

16) Once a year, go somewhere you've never been before

17) Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other

18) Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it

19) Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon......


PS: I hope it will bring out the best in everyone who reads this and pray that it will inspire all..... :):)
Unknown "jessooo! " Sexy - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago

DESTINY

A long time ago, there was an emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the emperor would give him the area of land he covered.
Sure enough, the horseman quickly jumped on his horse and rode as fast as possible to cover as much land as he could.

He kept on riding and riding, whipping the horse to go as fast as possible. When he was hungry or tired, he didn't stop because he wanted to cover as area as possible.

Came to a point when he had covered a substantial area and he was exhausted and was dying. Then he asked himself, "Why did I push myself so hard to cover so much land area? Now I am dying and I only need a small area to bury myself."

The above story is similar with the journey of our life. We push very hard everyday to make more money, to gain power and recognition. We neglect our health, time with our family and to appreciate the surrounding beauty and the hobbies we love.

One day when we look back, we will realize that we don't really need that much, but then we cannot turn back time for what we have missed.

Life is not about making money, acquiring power and recognition. Life is definitely not about work! Work is necessary to keep us living so as to enjoy the beauty and pleasures of life.

Life is a balance Work and Play, Family and Personal Time. You have to decide how you want to balance your life. Define your priorities, realize what you are able to compromise but always let your decisions be based on your instincts.

Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of Life, the whole aim of human existence. So, take it easy, do what you want to do and appreciate nature.

Life is fragile, Life is short. Do not take life for granted. Live a balanced lifestyle and enjoy life!

Watch your thoughts; They become words

Watch your words; They become actions

Watch your actions; They become habits

Watch your habits; They become character

Watch your character; It becomes your DESTINY....


P.S. Something all of us should ponder for a while.... Hope it will give some insights to all. :):)

Unknown "jessooo! " Sexy - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago

Who says our English is teruk? Just see below. Ours is simple, short, concise, straight to the point, effective, etc......... ahem.............

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size. But if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith, Did anyone page for me a moment ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by, would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey put your wallet away, this drink is on me
Malaysians: No-need lah

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing to the door)can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself at home
Malaysians: Don't be shy lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money
Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that if you don't mind
Malaysians: Don't want la.......

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons:Err, Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from but I really have to disagree with what you said about this issue
Malaysians: You mad ah???

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons:Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate here
Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what? See what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: we seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment
Malaysians: Die-lah!!!!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell what just happened?
Malaysians: What happen? Why like that?

WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG...
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you
Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!!

WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: would you mind not disturbing me?
Malaysians: Celaka you!!!
Unknown "jessooo! " Sexy - 16 years, 3 months, 21 days ago

An old one but still a good one...hahaha!

STORE THAT SELLS HUSBAND

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates :.


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor One- These men Have JOBS'
She is intrigued, but continued on to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor Two- These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more.

So she continues upward. The Third Floor sign reads:
Floor Three- These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feel compelled to keep on going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor Four- These men Have Job, Love Kids, Are Drop Dead Good Looking and help with the Housework

"Oh mercy me! she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor Five- These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, Are Drop Dead Gorgeous, help with the Housework and have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor where the sign reads:

Floor Six-You are Visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proofs that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias chargers, the store's owner opened a New Wives Store just across the road.

The first Floor has wives that loves sex

The second floor has wives that loves sex and have money.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floor have never been visited.
Unknown "jessooo! " Sexy - 16 years, 3 months, 23 days ago