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Scottiedogjaffa
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Scottiedogjaffa
Scottiedogjaffa
"Jaques"



Name:
Scottiedogjaffa , 62/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:3:10 AM
Join date:16 years, 9 months, 28 days ago
Location: Sedgley United Kingdom

"Ain't no "Old Shep" gonna happen to me!"
About me:
I'm a bit of an old mongrel, my favourite spot is on the rug by the open fire - tho now that the incontinence has kicked in it tends to get a bit whiffy!.
But hey, the dodgey back legs have just been replaced with a set of toy pram wheels and I'm all set for my new travel adventures.
About you:
Any caring friendly owner, who lives within 250 miles of my current location and who has the time to show a wee scottie dog around their home town.( If I knew how the technology worked I'd obviously have Springsteen's "My Home Town" playing at this point but I'm a bit IT thick!)
Looking for: Friendship
Orientation: Straight
Herds (lead): Scotty Dog's Travel fund
Herds: Indie Rock Herd, Is Thumbing Naughty?, Julie's thumbs, * BETTY'S BROOD*, Maz's A to Z's, Maz's Thumbing Herd
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Scottiedogjaffa
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"Jaques"
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Scottiedogjaffa's tales
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Scottiedogjaffa
Wow, been a long time since the scottiedog rock'n'rolled. Since it's spring let's call it a hibernation from which he's now risen and is ready to globetrot once more. He's still in Sedgley thanks to Maz which I reckon is close enough to Birmingham airport for anyone to be in the running to buy him and show him around. Passport ready and tail wagging!
Scottiedogjaffa "Jaques" - 15 years, 7 months, 19 days ago
Scottiedogjaffa
Ok, I've ditched Canada through lack of support and Wee Scottie Dog is now going global (note to self: secure www.weescottiedog.com)

The wee mutt is now in the West Midlands with Diane in Sedgley - which looks like it's in the burbs of Brum so I'm going all Jasper Carrot (which rhymes with mr cadbury's parrot which is now also in my head for some reason)

Anyway, as Sedgley gets a mention in www.chavtowns.co.uk I'd best off and look for a burberry dogcoat for the wee mutt - wouldn't want him sticking out from the locals!
Scottiedogjaffa "Jaques" - 16 years, 4 months, 8 days ago
Scottiedogjaffa
Oh dear :o(

I have been waylaid by home decorating (Jaffa jnr wanted his brightly coloured pre teen room turned into something from the crypt!)

I return to find that the wee scottie dog has been taken halfway across the country to the wonderful sounding town of Medicine Hat. Carrie Renshaw, bought him and took him home to there, where she petted him to within an inch of his life.

Unfortunately by the time I got back from my DIY nightmare Carrie had already groomed the wee dog and packed him off ready for someone else to come along and show him around.

Unfortunately for wee scottie he went from Canada's sunniest town to possibly Scotlands wettest - as my friend Sarah bought him from the shop.

So he's now in the Land o' Burns, where grey coloured animals have been known to have their tails ripped off by witches - the wee scottie dog better beware!
Scottiedogjaffa "Jaques" - 16 years, 4 months, 10 days ago
Scottiedogjaffa
Wow! Any worries I had over Canadians being a bit more reserved have been totally quashed. What a week the wee scottie dog's had with Valerie. I tell you if the way she treats her cyber pets is any reflection on the way she treats her men I could be over there in a flash lol

Been to all sorts of places in all sorts of costumes - he could have graced any cat, sorry, DOGwalk!

Also eaten like a great dane tho the doggie biscuits looked a little too mich like dougal from the magic roundabout to be enjoyable :o(

But as good as it gets with Valerie the wee scottie dog should be moving along so come on Canada reimburse Valerie her money and take him home to your part ofthe country!
Scottiedogjaffa "Jaques" - 16 years, 4 months, 20 days ago
Scottiedogjaffa
Phew, wee scottie dog is exhausted. If Valerie is anything to go by it's going to be quite a road trip for him.
He is now officially a chubby chaser having been sent next door to play with Moses the cavalier - by the name I'm guessing he may be a gay chubby chaser but hec holiday romances are few and far between so we'll roll with the punches!
We've been round Toronto and up the cn tower where the glass floor tested his incontinence meds to the full. Then off to Scarborough which sits on Lake Ontario.

So well done Valerie got the canadian trip off to a flyer! lets see if someone else can take the wee dog on and show him around their home town. all we ask is you slip a pic of moses in his doggie wallet before he goes :)
Scottiedogjaffa "Jaques" - 16 years, 4 months, 28 days ago
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Roisin
well hello scottiedogjaffa
: Ownie u are so cute : You have been given : Ownie u are so cute :.
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Roisin
I meant to come by earlier but got distracted by the lovely smelling flowers on my way
Bouncing  By to say Hello You have been given Bouncing By to say Hello.
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Moo
Ha ham Jaques got his wrists slapped! M x
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Gone
oops that's you told Jaffa!!!! x
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Roisin
wooh you've been slapped, naughty boy
Just so you know You have been given Just so you know .
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Roisin "Irish Kiwi Rose" catnapping - 15 years, 7 months, 18 days ago
Richard E Norton
Please stay away from my pets...you did not ask...please do not make my pet stealers list.
armed and dangerous You have been given armed and dangerous.
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Jaffa's Jukebox

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