WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tondisable= is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.
For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

NOW SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND A WOMAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOUR!!!
Unknown Inspired - 16 years, 19 days ago

Unknown Inspired - 16 years, 1 month, 4 days ago

De algo estoy segura
hoy no siento lo mismo
a veces dudo si mi corazon
te ha hecho caer en un oscuro abismo
de algo estoy segura
ya no eres el fantasma
que me rondaba haciendo un callejon
cada segundo donde te pensaba

No siento la llamada de tu piel
ya no termino con la piel en llamas
no se mañana, se de hoy

Hoy no es amor, no es ternura
no es odio ni amargura
hoy he salido de ti bordeando la locura
hoy no es pasion lo que siento
no es pena ni tormento
hoy he salido de ti y entre lagrimas vi
romperse el firmamento

De algo estoy segura
no sabes lo que sientes
pero no quieres que me lleve al mar
por si me pierdes entre la corriente
de algo estoy segura
lo nuestro esta en tus sueños
y tienes miedo a hacerlos realidad
por si descubro que asi no te quiero
no siento ganas de luchar por ti
ya no me dejas a morir por dentro
y no te miento, se que siento

Que hoy no es amor, no es ternura
no es odio ni amargura
hoy he salido de ti bordeando la locura
hoy no es pasion lo que siento
no es pena ni tormento
hoy he salido de ti y entre lagrimas vi
romperse el firmamento

By: ROSANA
Unknown Inspired - 16 years, 1 month, 8 days ago

♫ ♫The moment I said it
the moment I opened my mouth
lead in your eyelids
Bulldozed the life out of me
I know what you're thinking
But darling you're not thinking straight
Sadly things just happen.... we can't...... explain

It's not even light out,
But you've somewhere to be - no hesitation
No I've never seen you like this
And I dont like it, I dont like it, I dont like it at all

Just put back the car keys
or somebody's going to get hurt
who are you calling at this hour
sit down, come round , I need you now
we'll work it all out together
we're getting no where tonight
now sleep, I promise, it'll all seem better somehow
in time

I'm losing you.......I'm losing you

Trust me on this one
I've got a bad feeling
Trust me on this one
You're going to throw it all away
With no hesitation

Bye bye bye bye bye bye ♫ ♫

*Imogen Heap*
Unknown Inspired - 16 years, 1 month, 17 days ago

Annice Roux
G • E • M • I • N • I: passionate

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING.Horny. Freak in Bed. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE
Unknown Inspired - 16 years, 1 month, 18 days ago