A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted. The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?” The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00. The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
Unknown "Thaaaavy" Sparkling - 17 years, 1 month, 5 days ago

Sometimes, I get so bored and lonely that I just want to cry!!
Unknown "Thaaaavy" Sparkling - 17 years, 4 months, 4 days ago

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'

Unknown "Thaaaavy" Sparkling - 17 years, 4 months, 11 days ago

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to the wife, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' the wife replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of California ....'
Unknown "Thaaaavy" Sparkling - 17 years, 4 months, 11 days ago

Breaking News!!! There were couples found frozen-to-death in their car, stuck and covered up with snow in a parking lot of a drive-in theater. Findings: They went to see "CLOSED FOR THE WINTER". ;))
Unknown "Thaaaavy" Sparkling - 17 years, 4 months, 12 days ago