Warning this may contain sexual discrimation material... And no I don't want feedback about it... Please take it as it is meant and written, with humour :)
To all you women out there, I would like to share some new, recently gained and personal knowledge!
I have recently learned why it's better to get a man to change your kitchen faucets.
Even though you get a huge sense of satisfaction of being able to do the job yourself trust me there are better ways of gaining a sense of accomplishment.
Below are my top reasons....
5 - It takes about 4 days to get black stain under your nails and your finger tips off. And this was after doing the dishes 2 times a day and cleaning my bathroom with javex!
4 - It is much more amusing to watch the man try to become a pretzel and twist himself under the drain pipe and between the shelves without banging his head several times...
3 - It is also much more amusing to watch him hit his head on the top of the cabinet door while you secretly smile to yourself and thank God for getting him back for the last time he pissed you off and claimed he had no idea why you were so upset with him...
2 - Some swear words that automatically come out of ones mouth when trying to thread the nut really should not be utter by someone of the female persuasion. Even though you get a tremendous amount of tension released with the continous stream of profanity that rolls off your tongue. For some strange reason they seem to sound so much more vulgar.
And my top reason ...
1- We have boobs - it's not really a lot of fun trying to squish your boobs behind the drian pipe to get a better hold on the nut when trying in vain to thread it - think mamogram test!
Unknown "Sweetypie" Frisky
- 16 years, 8 months, 21 days ago
