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NinjaMuffinz
NinjaMuffinz



Name:
NinjaMuffinz , 32/Male
Last login: over 3 weeks ago
Local time:8:54 PM
Join date:14 years, 2 months, 2 days ago
Location: Pretoria, Hatfield South Africa

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstopable!"
About me:
I'm a student of life. Always up for a good time with good people. Very into nature and sports and people who can appreciate it with me. Hit me up for a good chat ;)
About you:
Anyone cute, fun, funny and not too tall..
Looking for: Friendship and dating
Orientation: Straight
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NinjaMuffinz's tales
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NinjaMuffinz
Added some new items to mah shop! Hope they all get approved.... Buy some stuffs NAO! ;)
NinjaMuffinz Naughty - 13 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
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Maybe more Gurliez shud post comments on mah page to show how much ya love me and drive away the creepy dudes....
NinjaMuffinz Naughty - 13 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
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Can anyone tell me how to stop old, bald men from visiting my page?? I be liking GURLZ... I know i be damn cute 'n all but seriously....
NinjaMuffinz Naughty - 13 years, 5 months, 16 days ago
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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas.

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off".

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.

"Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook."
NinjaMuffinz Naughty - 14 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
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A man enters his local bar holding a frog and and iguana.

He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of."

"Ok," says the bartender.

"How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing blue moon.

"That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000.

"I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that to." "Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the Star Spangled Banner."

The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangled Banner.

As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000."

The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left.

The bartender said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!

 The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist."
NinjaMuffinz Naughty - 14 years, 1 month, 20 days ago
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Wishing u only good things hun...;-)
♥ Blowing you kisses ♥ You have been given ♥ Blowing you kisses ♥.
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Always under my protection  You have been given Always under my protection .
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